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Post Malone Syndrome

A terrible disease separated into 4 stages, one worst than the other

Stage 1: Frequent rap listening, uses quotes from rappers, makes a few shitty songs, in this stage it can still be stopped, but you must act quick before its too late

Stage 2: Tattoos, more album making, playlist consists of only rap albums, and even 1-2 golden teeth, begins calling themselves their new rap name, its getting too late

Stage 3: More tattos, more golden teeth, dreads, collabs with other stage 3 rappers, perhaps even cigarettes, its too late

Stage 4: the final stage, their entire body looks like a bathroom stall, they have more gold in their mouth than scrooge's whole bank, they have a stupid amount of dreads, they have enough mugshots to fill an entire scrapbook and do more drugs than the entire population of nyc combined, their songs consist of nothing but nonsensical mumbling and gang signs, the only option left is extermination.

Bob aka "Guy 9": "ayo wassup ma homies wunna do a collab tugetha?"

Mike: SHIT HE'S ON STAGE 4 OF THE POST MALONE SYNDROME, JOHN GRAB THE RAILGUN

John: ON IT

by dollarstoreartist November 27, 2022


National post urself day

March 13th. Blow up your story with you

National post urself day

by Nobody knows284 March 12, 2022


Post Porcelain Porn Fountain

When sitting on the toilet, urinating skyward (as a reflex to the natural urge to pee after dropping a deuce) due to the boner obtained while watching porn.

John tagged himself with a golden stream in a post porcelain porn fountain after watching tranny hooker porn.

by StinkyZ April 29, 2016


field goal post

what happens when there is one person getting perryed from both sides. Much like the eifel tower, the end result of the field goal post looks like a field goal post

We made a field goal post last night and now i can't hear

by Yeah Tone December 15, 2007


Post who you talk to day

March 21st is the day you appreciate the person u talk to by posting them

Post who you talk to day : Post your boyfriend or girlfriend on Instagram

by Nnana1234567 March 21, 2022


never post hate speech

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by ParaparaPartyCrow August 29, 2024


Beijing University of Post and Telecommunication

Best school in china to learn computer science.

Graduates from Beijing University of Post and Telecommunication are welcomed by the best software companies in china.

by zuduge May 30, 2019