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Windmill Dick Slap

When you propel your man meat in a circular motion mimicking that of a helicopter or a windmill. When inertia has reached its apex one may exert their cosmic dong clock onto un-expecting objects and/or bystanders. Perfected by Willy Nelson in the late 1980's, this of course inspiring his hit single "whip that sausage right round."

Slappee: Why does my head hurt?

Slapper: Well my good sir, due to the omega Windmill Dick Slap I had bestowed onto your forehead, you had slipped into a coma for 27 years 36 days only to be awoken by yet another Windmill Dick Slap to your forehead. And that my friend is why your head hurts.

by iHateTheUmbrellas June 23, 2011

26πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Bohemian Crap-Slap

The act of shitting into your own hand while having sex from behind and slapping it onto your partner's ass.

Friend #1: How can I spice things up in the bedroom?
Friend #2: Have you ever tried the Bohemian Crap-Slap? It's the shit.

by Shleeee January 2, 2019


Slap Ass October

In October everyone is aloud to slap each other’s ass’s and not get in trouble girls can slap a guys and obviously guys can slap girls😏

β€œOmg Jake Tyler slapped my ass”-Anna

β€œWell it is slap ass October”-jake

by Gothgirlcliche October 7, 2020

228πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


pee pee slap

The act of gettin throughly repermanded by ones superior, usually a boss at work, for doing something wrong.

on a daily basis when people dont take care of customers rapidly enough we recieve pee pee slaps from "don castilone" and it doesnt feel nice.

by mr. verrelli September 4, 2007

69πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Slap Noah day

Slap Noah

Today I will slap Noah cause it’s slap Noah day

by Ava Passerello October 24, 2019

32πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Slap Ass Month

The month of October where you can slap any guy or girls ass without getting in trouble or maybe you will but it is mainly for high schoolers and middle schoolers so hide yo ass

Hey

Hey
*slaps ass*
Why did you slap my ass its slap ass month

by He is dorky October 2, 2019

234πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


slap mah fro

Used when you didn't realize something was true.

Did you know birds fly? Well slap mah fro, I didn't realize that.

by Jamie Morgan August 23, 2005

61πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž