HE IS A PLANT! I can't believe I didn't see it before! That's why he always uses the kid gloves with the Christian and the Jews! YOU EVEN HAVE HIS MANNERISMS!
Hym "ALEX O'PLANTER! YOU'RE A PETERSON PLANT! THAT IS HILARIOUS! You kmow why he picked you right? Because you're too weak to fuck his daughter! HA! YOU EVEN DO THE WIZARD HANDS! HAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS RICH! HE COPIES EVERYTHING I DO! HE'S DOING AN ARTIFICIAL VERSION OF MY THING! AHAHAHAHA! Wow man! That is wild!"
Alex O'Planter "Oh yeah totally! Religion is totally just Jordan Peterson's thing guys! We me his thing or SoCiEtY iS gOiNg To CoLlApSe!"
A very beautiful, funny and attractive girl
“Alex Thomson? Oh yeah the cute girl!”
An Alex Hoochie Poochie, is someone named Alex Gooch that has a massive penis
Wow! he must be an Alex Hoochie Poochie
the best boyfriend ever like wow
he’s quite weird but funny affff 😍😍
everyone: woah do you go out with alex shepard
me: yeahh
everyone: wow ur lucky bruh
BIGGEST DICK, NO ONE LIKE HIM, CONSISTENTLY DABS,
THE ERSKINE IS ALSO A MONSTER WITH DICKS FOR HANDS
ALSO WANKS 24/7 UNDER UR BED
THE ALEX ERSKINE IS UNDER YOUR BED