Random
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Random
Used for asking only one thing.
Can I nut in that pussy?
Random guy approaches random girl
Guy: Can I?
Girl: *bends over*
Can I?
Can I have one of your old T-shirts
to wear it when missing you so much?
Can I have your smile
to brighten those rainy days?
Can I catch your hands
if you ever fall off the cliff? (Metaphor..)
Can I be there for you..
as whomever in your life?
Can I have your sweet embrace
at my old age..? (Less judgement by anybody, I guess..)
Can I listen to you playing guitar
even if just once in my life
even if it doesn't sound good..
even if you play wrong notes...?
Can I see you play soccer..
like you used to play..
at your young age..?
Can I take pictures of you..
using my phone camera..
to look back and look at..
when thinking of you?
Can you call me or directly talk to me?
Because I miss hearing your warm voice very much.
Can you text me regularly whenever you feel like it?
Because you are someone who I want to share stories with,
other than my family members,
nobody else.
According to so many thumbs-down you gave my post last time, I guess not.. :) still ask anyway.. I am serious about the shirt..
Can I?
by The Gardener in Fairy Tales February 12, 2022
A catchy marketing tagline that disappeared from the global lexicon after spacemobile was created
"Can you hear me now?"
"Bro... Stop asking me that.... Of course I can. I have Spacemobile. You a Starlink user or something?"
When you show up to the party with 330Ml cans of Heineken beer, your new name is "Tiny-Cans".
Hey Tiny-Cans! How about you drink a regular sized beer?!
Refers to where you open a can of soup or fish wif a can opener even though said tasty-comestibles container has a built-in pull-tab.
Employing da "redundant can-opener usage" action isn't necessarily always a silly or time/effort-wasting operation --- it eliminates da hazardously-sharp torn-metal edge, and thus it can enable you to more-safely empty out da can's contents without risking cutting yourself (great for if you're having young and therefore-more-easily-injured children helping you prepare da meal), plus it allows you to more-thoroughly clean out da can instead of wastefully leaving a ring of perfectly-edible food inside da slightly-encroaching-into-da-can's-interior rim of da can.