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Almost the some a a "hoe bag" A phrase used to describe someone you don't really like
Oh god there is that douche bag!
Damn woman your a douche bag!
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When douche bags were created back in the 19th century, travelers would carry cargo fulls of this luxury. Eventually the Native Americans would start transporting these douche bags, canoes full, to the people of the United States. So the dirty vaginas of the 19th Century were be relieved by these shipments. These shipments became necessities to the "partners" of those filthy vaginas that the "partners" would be so relieved they would yell, "Hey look, its a DOUCHE CANOE!".
Person A: Man, I heard Calvin lost his job.
Person B: Really, what does he do now?
Person A: Still a Douche Canoer.
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Someone who has not adapted to the modern standards of being a douche. Typically old people that are totally douches. Not having the mental capacity to learn a new method of douching.
warren norton is a renaissance douche. he's my neighbor and he's a dick! (look him up!)
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A thin loaf of french bread that a woman inserts in her vaginal canal for purposes of enhancing her pleasure and its flavor for dinner later.
Lets eat a douche baguette for dinner tonight.
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It could be in the form of a sack that is put inside you if your stomach and various other important transit and digestive organs go iffy haywire, you may die soon if you have one.
Or in the form of a bag connected to your bladder or shitterpipe through an anal extrusion. The muck n piss traverses into the sac but there is no ding ding so you need to check at intervals to make sure you're not leeking juices all over you cream carpet, for fun why no attatch a rubber glove.
Finally could be a pathetic small person whom has no life or interests in the wellbeing of others, you exude coarse emphatic remarks at them leaving them huffy and angry, they then go and break your personal belongings and trash their room, i.e. george bush does this after a hissy with government officials or if he doesn't get his own way manufacturing huge rubber cocks filled with oil.
E.g. I.e, par example:
Reno: how you standing man, you aint got no insides, y'all be a miracle of the science.
Pale guy: yer i had this douche bag fitted; all pumps 'n' shit i wish i could take a crap and read a magazine on the flusher but i aint got no reasons for using the can man?
Reno: oh too bad, you wanna watch me take a shit?
Pale guy: silece, long silence...... death by defication?
Kahn: Oh it feels so odd pissing inter piss bag
Rudey: Really
Shortey: ohhh it's all green and yella, you alright
Kahn: yes, if you'd excuse me gentlemen i need take a refill
Shortey: like a cup of coke refill
Kahn: get shortey, what a doofus, i need to empty all my shiz outta my nugget sack man.
Kid #1: i hate you, you douche bag. Those were my c.ds why'd you have to go take a jiz all over them.
Kid #2: oh no, that was purely coincidental i happened to let my love trumpet bugle monster slip out of bed whilst having a very intimate dream involving mummy, me and daddy.
Kid #1: you sick fuck, stop playing with your cumberland
Kid #2: hey slick, i was kiddin, not my fault i have a curly sausage. I like salty tail sap that comes out of pepperamis, is that sick? I am a douche bag.
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A person who exceeds the limits of being a douche, douche bag, or even a douche canoe.
dude 1: You suck at this game.
dude 2: Man, I literally picked it up 30 minutes ago.
dude 1: You suck. Just like your mother.
dude 2: Stop being such a fucking douche bomb.
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-John gave me all the signs that he wanted to be my boyfriend but when Jenna started talking to him, he ignored me and tonight they're going on a date.
-Wow. What a gel douche!
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