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The sexual act where a man is standing over his women after fucking her hellish anus and immediately ejaculates in both eyes.
AAron fucked Dee-nice last night and she said she saw Gods Light!
The most amazing creature to ever be born in this world. We are lucky Bra god was born in this era. She would bless your bra in any given circumstances. Although bra god is a quite lost soul, she’s willing to adopt like an idiot. But she’s not an idiot. Maybe a little.
Bra god is a weird creature and only few people can see her, she’s everywhere like an unknown demonic entity, she has her own demon and that demon is feisty but cutely smart demon.
Bra god, despite her godly name, lives in hell. Along with the other demonic goddesses.
“Bra God may now bless your bra for eternity”
“I don’t wear a bra”
*poof*
“Now you do”
Just like saying "On God" saying "On Super God" is a way to make sure that you are REALLY telling the truth
Person 1: I just got a world record holy shit
Person 2: On God???
Person 3: On Super God
sherby- god of honolulu, located in hawaii
have you ever seen SHERBY GOD?
THE GOD??
yeah?!
ofc not she’s a god you dumbass *slap*
An individual who is very proficient at picking up ugly sexual partners at last call, after all the attractive people have been taken.
Jimmy is freaking vulture god, he just came home at 2:30am with some girl that looks like Jabba the Hut.
n. A long awaited, brilliant idea or thought that can only be the result of God himself whacking it into your head.
The only possible explanation for planning this trip had to be a God-thunk, considering how absent minded she is.