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august 5th is national bf day , get ready to post ur bfs
woah its august 5th it’s national bf day
National Aliyah day is on august 15th! It’s a BAD BITCH DAY WHO LOVES FRANK OCEAN 🙌🏻 AND A GOOD SENCE OF STYLE AND HAD AMAZING HAIR AND ITS A DAY EVERYONE SHOULD CELEBRATE TIL THE NIGHT IS DONE OKAY
“ oh look it’s august 15th!, it’s national Aliyah day! . Such an amazing holiday, actually one of my favorites
You and a person send nudes to each other on April 19th for that day and y’all can do whatever you want after.
Person 1: Happy National Nudes Day!
*sends nudes to Person 2*
Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Send Nudes Day to you too!
*sends nudes to Person 1*
June 21 get fucking hammered day
“Yo you trynna drink on June 21?”
“Why then?”
“It’s national alcohol day bruh! When you drink all the alcohol you can!!”
Say hi and punch someone named Mattie on National Mattie Day.
Mattie:"Oh no, I just remembered it's National Mattie Day!"
A nation in a world of it's own, that only serves one bread - sourdough! And if anyone tries to serve any other bread, they'll yeet you from the nation. As only, sourdough is allowed. Bread bitches are welcome!
Person 1: Have you ever heard of one bread nation?
Person 2: It is the only good bread nation and I'll YEET you if you try serve anything but sourdough. Sourdough lovers unite!