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Stress Tea

A form of tea that is drunk by Beatrice Middleton when she is stressed or tired. It's made of lavender and chamomile flowers, steeped in a pot of hot water. Used to treat stressful situations due to her recent coaching.

Beatrice: Hey you all. Do you want some stress tea? I just made a whole big pot full.

Opal: Sure, I've been really stressed. Ed's been nagging me all day long. Oh, the nerve of that man!

Liv: (crying and screaming) Oh, that Benjamin!! He's gonna get it when I get with done, oh my God!!

Beatrice: Liv, what in the world did he do?

Liv: He's hogging that Benmobile again! He's always on that thing.

Bryant: (with red fire coming out of his eyes, yelling) Shut up! This is just too much. Just drink the stress tea and be done with it!

Beatrice: (laughing at Bryant) Good one! Spoken like a true coach. (hands Bryant a stress tea) Here's to non-stressed grandmas everywhere!

Bryant: Skal! (Norwegian saying for 'cheers')

Liv: Thanks, maybe I should give this to Ben. He'll love it, too.

by Dusty's Baby Powder February 3, 2011


Silver tea

The 7th of August 2021, in Bærum, a small province outside Oslo a group of young artists based on the common points of the elements that make a Silver tea agreed that Silver tea is a mix of warm water, lemon and honey. Based on personal preference milk can be added (although this is controversial)

Would you like a cup of silver tea with your vaffel? It has no milk

by HenieO August 7, 2021


Green tea mattress

When you eat healthy and blow your load on the bed, making your partner sleep in the wet spot.

"Don't worry, it's good for your skin, it's a green tea mattress"

"My girl was so mad, I gave her a green tea mattress treatment"

by insanoclan August 30, 2016


go tea

r/boneappletea version of the real word. Correct spelling is Goatee

Guy 1: Hey man, check out this cool go tea I got.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: That beard
Guy 2: Ohhhh
Guy 2: Do you mean goatee?
Guy 1: Yes that thing
Guy 2: r/boneappletea

by W Rich March 11, 2021


Draculas tea bag

Slang name for a used tampon

I need to go change me draculas tea bag

by Tortoise84 July 20, 2024


Polish Tea

captain morgan rum and coke. just a simple capt and coke.

“Hey Matt, may I please get a Polish Tea”
Harry get off my Polish Tea”

by no batta tee boy September 24, 2022


Cold Tea

A “cold tea” is a British expression that is said to say if something is positive or negative.

If something is a “hot tea” then it’s positive. However if something is negative then it is a “cold tea”

Example 1: “Oh man that party was so dead. Just one disappointing cold tea.”

Example 2: “That was a steaming tea of a dinner thanks mum.”

by Parallel-knight July 24, 2022