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To take Pepto Bismol.
When you eat taco bell and take Pepto Bismol to avoid the inevitable diarrhea, only to be cursed with unbelievable constipation.
"I ate a large Pizza Hut pizza before bed and now I'm riding the pink dragon"
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doing twin headed dragon style hand monuvers stiking 2 of ur fingers in her pussy doing crazy twist and turns
ur momloves the twin headed dragon i gave her
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A gay show made in Japan, but edited in America. Everyone grunts constantly, and has extremely large hair. Usually watched by nerds, losers, and people with no friends. Trust me, it's not worth a half-hour of your life watching this show.
Dragon Ball Z is gay.
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When a man preforms the angry dragon but instead of punching the girl, he smashes her with a huge hammer. Used mainly at the time of break-up, because the girl does not usually survive.
"Holy shit! Ronald gave Sally the Angry Dragon last night....Gallagher Style!"
"Oh my god! is she okay!?"
"Hell no! he smashed her face like a watermelon!"
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This is when you blow a load in a chick's mouth and it comes out her nose.
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When you shoot your load in a chicks mouth, you hit the back of her head to make her gasp and then she blows your load out of her nose.
I tried out the fire breathing dragon trick last night. It's probably better with someone else, you know, not so lonely.
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A beast of mythological proportion. This so-called dragon would mostly plunder in Europe, specifically in England. It would rape women until they cried. He also embarrassed people so much, that they turned "red" from his "cuming" (coming)
"Sir Lancelot! Can thou slay the Beast, who's foul words make no things at peace?"
"Nay, good King. For he made fun of my wig."
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