Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant

A way cool beast that Jake and Finn wish for on an episode of Adventure Time. It looks like 2 conjoined elephants, with orange goggles on each face and golden shotguns for tusks. It also has rockets on it's feet and can shoot a purple beam out of its trunks. If anyone ever comes across one, and you are wondering how it is controlled, just remember; you don't control it, you must let it give you control. It will know if you are worthy to command him because he is psychic.

Finn the human: What should we wish for Jake?

Jake the dog: Something only two bros can share...

Together: Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant!!!!!!

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the bar scene from Star Wars

a group of very ugly or freakish looking people, or a place where these neanderthals can be found

we drove though compton one day, all the drunks, the junkies, escapees from the nuthouse....I tell you it was straight out of the bar scene from Star Wars!

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Cold War Fuck Face Off

The time in a relationship when both parties are avoiding sex to punish the other person. Can lead to a Cuban missile crisis

John "Hey, Jake. You look aweful did you get any last night?"

Jake "No we're still in a cold war fuck face off."

John "Have you tried a missile test as a display of power? It migth make the Berlin wall crumble"

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Jiafei- Product wars I-III

This is a international, best selling trilogy of movies about the product wars of medieval China with Jiafei and Meifen on opposing sides of the battle. It is a tear jerking story of the death pain and loss that the Product dynasty recovered and the acts of treason from Mei Fen. 10/10 film everywhere.

“Hey, have you seen Jiafei- Product wars I-III yet?”, “Yeah, I watched it last night, the part where she sang 穩定交往中 was so inspiration and heartbreaking 😢✊”

lego star wars the complete saga

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World War 2

World War 2 is a war that started because of Adolph Hitler.

I saw World War 2

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I've covered wars, ya' know

The single most bad-ass'D quote of the century.
Orignated from Xbox360s game, Dead Rising, afterwards it soon meant eveything that is cool, to an amazing pick-up line.

Jessie: Do you know how to use it?
Frank West: Kinda'.
Frank West: I've covered wars, ya' know.
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Scott: Hey Josh, I've covered wars, ya' know.
Josh: Let's make out!
Scott: Score.

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