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The Psychological version of his 3rd Law ("for every action… ) of Motion.
Alluded to in Matthew 7:1, "Judge not… "
Unlike Physics, tends to build into a frenzy, akin to one upping & pissing contest, not settle down.
The 'turd' reference is from apeshit, from a the practice of an enraged ape, takes or finds his recent dump and hurling it
Counselors & Priests see plenty of Newton's Turd in action when dealing with marital & relationship problems
The shit being taken in a specific place to get a point across to another person who will most likely be the one to find it. Like in the case where Amber Heard was accused of taking a shit in her and Johnny Depp's Bed.
Before the cat left, he made a Heard Terd right where Victor always sits on the couch. Victor totally got Heard Turded!
The turd you find in your bed occasionally, especially after an argument.
I came home from work today to find a Heard Turd in my bed. My girl blamed the dog, but that thing was bigger than he was. She always does this after we fight...
Just gross. All the disgusting smelling, looking, sounding, tasting, feeling things… rolled up into one slimey ass human being. The worst of the worst.
That guy that was hitting on me look like a Turd’s Armpit. He was nasty.
This chick been texting me non-stop. Like “No Bish! You are literally a turd’s armpit!”
When you decide to shit in a woman's vagina and you miss slightly and the woman hasn't shaved down there in 5 years.
Me and John were trying something new last night and it turned into a bush turd.
when you pull out from anal sex then she has a shit.
then stuff the turd in her biff and continue ploughing that shit.
yeah she dirty as they come.... she likes biff turds....
A person who shits their pants alot and/or takes it in the butt.
Person 1: (farts during the whole class and it's rank)
Person 2: "Man your a turd hog, go wipe your ass"