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A large metallic ball used to weigh down and essentially work out the vaginal muscles in order to increase cock takeage.
I found my mom's vagina weight and the smell of it reminded me of that time I tasted my golden retriever's seminal fluids.
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(n.) an ex-girlfriend of your boyfriend's that he still texts or facebooks regularly.
:boyfriend's phone signals an incoming text message:
Her: Is that her?
Him: Who?
Her: Your techno vagina! Is she still texting you!?
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A girl with a dimple on her chin.
-that girls over there's hot
-which one?
-the one with the vagina chin.
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Calling someone a stinky vagina fart is the most insulting term known to man... It's so bad that the phrase has been banned in 19 countries and saying it is punishable by death. ~DO NOT USE THIS TERM OR ELSE~
Just saying if someone calls you this they really hate you, jokes on them thought because you can arrest them.
(Don't actually call 911 if someone calls you this. This is a joke to be taken lightly unless you want to take this joke darkly)
Person 1: You stinky vagina fart, I wish you were never born.
Person 2: OMFG I can't believe you said that...
*Person 2 calls 911*
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An overly used, tan, loud and dried out vagina. Styled with large amounts of glitter,make up and long dark hair.
I brought this girl back from the hofstra bars and she had a Long Island vagina. Im going to bring her to Sunday dinner in massapequa with ma.
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When a girl has fucked everyone and you don’t know what kind of shit you’re gonna get on your dick!
Damn watch out Shannon’s got that petri dish vagina
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The best song ever
The viper goes through your vagina and makes you cum
Boys at school: “girls are so mature and lame”
Us: “Viper Vagina Cum! Viper Vagina Cum!”
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