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A usually small breed of dog that yips incessantly causing massive headaches, ear aches, and blood curdling rage to everyone in earshot with exception of its owner who seems oblivious to why non-stop yapping would be problematic.
Neighbors dog has been yapping all day. I call it a four legged migraine
The condition that occurs after an extended sexual encounter where you walk without your thighs touching because your privates are too tender. Also known as boo legged.
“Why are you walking weird?” asked Jim. Tina answers that she’s just bae legged.
too expensive
It cost me an arm and a leg to take my trip to Australia
When one of your limbs is ripped painfully from your body and a group of 12 men, one by one, stick their dicks into the bleeding muscles of your torn off limb and fill it with cum. Eventually the limb will lose blood and discolour but will still be rock solid from the dried cum.
Damn I would've given an arm and a leg for that!
Made up symptoms of fake diseases to get out of stuff one does not want to do
Motorcycle leg, motorcycle leg, motorcycle leg
That one time that you feel something crawling on your leg but it’s just your shoe lace. Or it’s a spider...
Josh: I feel something on my leg...
James: it’s just your shoe lace.
Josh: J-James.. there’s a spider... a big one.. on your leg...
James: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Remember to check your leg if you feel something!
a large detour which is probably not worthwhile
Malcolm insisted on a dog leg, out to sea, to avoid orcas. He insisted the velocity made good would suffer only by a small margin.