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To sit on top of a girl's lap while holding her vagina open widely, then you proceed to take a large shit in it.
Caroline: Hey max what was it I asked you to do to me last night?
Max: Oh, you just asked me to chocolate fish you as much as I could.
Caroline: Oh yeah, sorry I forgot.
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A person that comes from Portsmouth. 'Skates' as they are more widely called, can't get real women and therefore resort to having sex with fish, jence the name Skates. Afterwards, they have a fish dick.
Check out the skate over there, I bet he has a minging fish dick.
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You and me goin fishin in the dark lying our back and countin the stars with cool grass groooooowwwwsssss!!!!!!
Him #1: Did you and her go fishing in the dark lying our back and countin the stars with cool grass grows?
Him #2: yes.
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A bunch of turds floating in the toilet. Especially used to describe a picture of your shit which you send to your friends using your picture phone.
Hey! did you get that school of fish i sent you this morning?
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Accomplishing a challenge with ease, particularly by someone with a lot of experience, knowledge or natural talent. Comes from the phrase: "Like shooting fish in a barrel with a gun loaded with fish." Similar to a ringer, but referencing the action instead of the person.
Tiger Woods winning the putt-putt game was totally fish gun.
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when a face is irritated by pimples and other bumps or discolorations it is on blow fish; Bloated, puffy skin.
"I can't go to the party because my face is on blow fish status right now."
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