Jia Her

nice eyes 👀
Jia Her
funny
somehow always there
they just exist
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person 1:“OMG DID YOU SEE HIM!”
person 2:“you mean him?”
person 1:“YASSS HE’S SUCH A JIA HER”
person 2:“is that good or bad”
person 1: ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Mahomes'd her

I was doing her doggy style. Pulled out and jizzed. The cum went in a football arch, a Patrick mahomes like pass, and struck her in the forehead dripping down her face to the bed.

I was fucking her doggy style and mahomes'd her bro!

jacking her pussy out

When you stick a car jack up your girl's vagina to stretch it out.

Last night, I was jacking her pussy out so much that I could fit a whole watermelon up there.

Bite her out

When you latch onto the vag like a pitbull to get your way

She wouldn't blow me so I had no choice other than to bite her out

Get her Jersey

Getting her name and number, the two things found on a baseball jersey.

Tom saw her from across the club and was like "Cracka, I gotta get her jersey!"

Buff her chuff

Giving her a good session of anal, coz she's a yoghurty fucker after multiple sex sessions of cum dumping in the vagina. So you decide to use the rear door and "buff her chuff"

I went home with her and she was well up for it. I didn't want to stir someone else's porridge so I decided to buff her chuff

it her

this expression should be used when seeing a picture or video of Moira O'Deorain, a support hero from the video game "Overwatch"

person A:*sees a Moira in the enemy team* it her
person B: it do be her doe