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Gone.
99% of children that dad's leave are boys.
Child: mama where is dad?
Mother: He went to the milk Bar
Child: he's not coming back
Day After Drinking Shits. Everyone knows that shitting the morning after a night of drinking feels different- this phenomenon is called DADS.
I got so shit faced last night; I can feel my huge DADS coming.
he said he was going to get milk
joe: "wheres your dad?
bob: "getting milk"
joe: "really mine too"
Mostly called a Father, but is usually a Farter.
My Dad is a champion of the World Farting Contest.