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aisle blocking

A selfish disregard for other passengers on a tube train, metro, tram or cable car.
Blocking the aisle at passers-by.
An inability to allow marriage amongst same sexes.

Not everybody is allowed up the aisle.
Quite obvious this church is "aisle blocking."

by gingerprawn January 28, 2018


aisle blocking

A selfish disregard for other passengers on a tube train, metro, tram or cable car.
Blocking the aisle at passers-by.
An inability to allow marriage amongst same sexes.

Not everybody is allowed up the aisle.
Quite obvious this church is "aisle blocking."

by gingerprawn January 28, 2018


luke block

The most idiotic dumb baby I’ve ever heard

OMG! Stop being a Luke Block.

by nevin12 November 28, 2017


Fart Block

Soundproofing your under garments to hide the sound of flatulance. Usual substances used in this process include but are not exclusive to wool, styrofoam, bunched up tissues, cotton balls, and cotton candy. (verb) (fart blocking, fart blocks, fart blocked)

Sarah was happy to be able to order beans at the restaurant without worrying about others hearing her fart because she had fart blocked her thong.

by Fartbart January 13, 2017


two-block

Copulate -- like when the two blocks of a nautical pulley system jam together.

He two-blocked her on their first date.

by bobbydellwood May 17, 2018


two-block

To fuck

Hey, were did Ted and Emma go?
He's two-blocking her in the supply room.

by bobbydellwood May 20, 2018


bestie-block

When your best friend blocks your shitty boyfriend on social media in solidarity with you.

“I just dumped Chris because he was a total dick to me throughout our entire relationship.”
ew, girl I’m about to bestie-block him”

by bruhgirly February 27, 2021