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The SEX ORGAN that has nothing to do with SHIT. Note that the ASSH0LE ASSHOLE opens and closes for everybody's convenience.
I never flush my ASSH0LE ASSHOLE down any HUMAN TOILETS or other TOILETS.
On March 1st, it is your moral and ethical obligation to be an asshole to everyone and u can’t be nice at all u less it is absolutely necessary
Timmy got a frog stapled to his face because he celebrated “International be an asshole day”
Me
"bro I'm a silly little alcoholic asshole and have nothing else to do than drink and fuck twinks"
"I DONT FUCKKNG CARE YOI FUCMIGN FAGGOT"
A triangle connecting Abany, Boston, and Philadelphia. In Pinball gaming circles this area is know for containing an excessive number of assholes.
Oh, don't mind him. That dick lives in the asshole triangle.
Used to describe a terrible smelling object
<Guy1> Wow those shoes smell terrible
<Guy2> Yeah they smell like Varnished Assholes
This is generally used when describing an after school/work nap you had.
You know you slept well when you wake up with a purple boner and a creamy asshole
Someone who only wears short sleeve shirts after he's worked out (tries to act ripped when it's just lactic acid making his arms bigger)
Hey do you watch Jersey Shore?
Nah dude, too many lactic assholes on that show.