Based Banana Advertisement Scheme

Use bots and server advertising. Lie about its information and when people come inside the server, say "The (server) is attacking and harassing us nonstop. Wanna help us try to get them back?"

"How many members can you pull into our server"
"If luck chimes in then at least 25 using the Based Banana Advertisement Scheme"

Banana Tree [B-tree]

A person who has very little tolerance for cold, similar to a banana tree, which dies just degrees beneath tropical temperatures. Often found burrowed under hoodies next to a heater instead of snow mobiling /living life in winter. Will make any excuse to get back inside.

"That Angela is such a Banana tree B-tree, can't even be in the snow for five minutes with out giving up!"

"Hey B-tree, can you move under all those sweaters?"

"Banana Trees don't snow mobile. :| "

drop-kick a banana

this is a sexual youthanism made up by my friend jay but now everyone in town and school uses it.

He had an unripe banana for lunch so spat it out and drop-kicked it causing a suspicous white mess on his shoe. After trying to explain it, jay and eventually other use "drop-kick a banana" as referance to anything sexual involving both a penis and a foot.

Jay never ate a banana again

rhiannon drop-kicked her boyfrieds banana last night.

amber is going to drop-kick a banana.

alana loves drop-kicking bananas.

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Banana Cream Pie

Getting fucked in the ass with a ripe banana and having it break open inside your asshole. Leaving behind some creamed banana

damn man I’m still shitting out bits of banana from when my girl banana cream pied me last night.

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Banana Fruit Bursts

THE WORST FUCKING THING ON THE PLANET EARTH GO CRAWL IN A HOLE AND BRING ALL THE BANANA FRUIT BURSTST WITH YOU BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THAT'S NASTY.

"Did you hear that Natalie likes Banana Fruit Bursts?"
"That bitch."

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rotten banana fish

A woman who is unaware of her twat smelling like a rotten banana or rotting fish mixed with piss.

"See the blonde hair blue eyes over across the way?"
"Yeah, why is she alone?"
"It's probably the aroma of her smelling like a rotten banana fish in between her legs."

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Chocolate Covered Banana

When yoir significant other takes a large amount of laxatives and while you are hitting from behing she profusely defecates on the others penis.

Me and Big Bertha just did a Chocolate Covered Banana, things got a little messy.

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