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1. slang for a lesbian or a straight guy
2. a bad, common allergy
1. damn, that girl didn't try to pick up a single guy tonight. She must be allergic to nuts.
2. my dad is allergic to nuts, in both ways.
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The act of shitting in a condom. Freezing the package. Then peeling it and proceeding to fuck one's self.
Normally carried out by filthy hood rats, but often as a gay act of love!
That girl's fanny was minging man. Smelt like she'd been nut roasting herself!
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What tards call each other for sport.
"He called me fucking goat nuts!"
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The people inside of an insane asylum. This is so because you have schizos, retards, crazies, loonies, multividuals, lunatics, and just plain fuckered up sorry-ass mofos.
After intensive phyciatric evaluation, it was determined that Mark needed to be thrown into the can of mixed nuts.
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The Art of letting your Girlfriend suck your balls and then she chews on them and you subsequently fly kick her causing her to spit your balls out in small chunks
"you mother fucker... imam fly kick yo ass outa here if you don't spit my crunchy nuts out" said Jesus to Mary
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That man was wearing a nut hugger so tight I'm surprised he didn't cut off the circulation to his crotch!
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When you gizz (nut) and shit in a salt shaker, then sprinkle it on a ho like nutmeg. Works best around the holiday season. And on girls named Meg. Also accepted as a topping on egg nog.
Do not confuse with Nutmeg, a tasty holiday spice. Also, as a side note, stay away from girls named Meg with nuts.
Shit, man, I just Nut-megged all over Meg! I'm glad she was covered in egg nog.
If you're playing soccer and your buddy just got nut-megged, talk to the ref. That shit's nasty.
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