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name for a dear freind that is so stupid that the only occupation he would be good at would be as a fuckshit bean bag
shane is such a fuck shit bean bag, he should not even be holding a raisin
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A WAY OF CHEERING SOMEONE ON WHO IS DOING SOMETHING REALLY GOOD
MAN 1 : OMG I GOT A TRIPLE
MAN 2 : GO ON SMALL BEANS!
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to ask a girl if you can pleasure her clitorally
"hey,can i diddle your bean?"baby!
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/ been-sprลut /
pronoun
1. Annoying Mexican children who are commonly up to no good.
2. A tasty crispy vegetable commonly eaten with phรณ.
"Hey John go clean up isle five a pack of Bean-sprouts just wreaked it again."
"Hey beaner tell your bean-sprouts to get the h*11 out of my yard."
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The art of inserting only your testicles into your partners arse. Once your balls are firmly wedged into your partners arse you can proceed to pull your cock & ejaculate all over your her back.
"WARNING" If your partner does not expect a load splattered all over thier arse & back, the shock can cause your partners muscles to tense up & cause severe testicle pain.
Doctor: Why do your balls smell like shit & look like french truffles...
Perpertraitor: I shoved my Broads Beans into my missus arse...
Doctor:That explains the shit smell, what about your decomposing balls...
Perpertraitor: As I was about to blow my load I told her to look around at me...My missus now has pink eye...
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GalaxyCloud. She is the definition of precious bean ok
Dude 1: Man GalaxyCloud is such a precious bean.
Dude 2: I mean she's literally the definition of precious bean so???
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When a morbidly obese latina woman force-feeds her man to make sure that there is no way on this God-given Earth that he will leave her
Me: Woah! Vanessa and Michael are still together? He's was way out of her league!
Friend: Oh yeah didn't you hear? She beans and riced him and now they're practically the same size! He's stuck for life!
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