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Blows up batteries in alleyways was probably dropped on his head as a child. Hates sooks and loves smashing bottles. Plays GTA and crashes people's games.
Daniel, we smashing a bottle today?
Daniel is a great guy with a massive dick. He is great at sex and treats his girlfriend right. He is a skinny but fit guy who will grow up as a professional CrossFit athlete. He will also have a job in the medical industry, making big money and marrying the girl of his dreams that he asked out during middle school and declined. Daniel is also charming, funny, confident, friendly, and most of all hot. If you ever meet a Daniel don't miss the chance to hang out with him .
Girl 1: Have you met Daniel yet??
Girl 2: No, why?
Girl 1: Come, let me introduce you.
Daniel is a boy who is thick as shit
Person: Daniel are you thick as shit
Daniel:yes
Daniel someone who is always eating and can’t stop. He says he Portuguese but everyone knows that it’s btec spain. He homosexual because he like a sun compile oh.
“Oh Daniel loves to eat”- Charles 1
A guy with a small ego and an even smaller dick, he loves to play basketball and yell sweat whenever someone does better than him. When his ninth girlfriend leaves him for his love of fortnite, he often finds the ducks feeding him at the pond, reflecting on the time he killed an OG skull trooper. They have an amazing personality when in a game of Apex legends, but is moody elsewhere, although a fun and creative person to be around.
Today I was standing in line, and a Daniel brushed me. I was like, OMG, I am blessed
The simpiest simp of them all. You will never meet a simp great than a Daniel. Usually dates a girl named Olivia, and she only sticks around because of how hard he simps to her