december 27

december 27 is a day to hoe out before christmas :p. you basically get to hoe out until christmas.

Girls let's get together and enjoy December 27!

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December 11

It’s fart in people’s faces without their consent day! Get those cheeks ready to blast!!

Kid: Hey dude its December 11, you know what that means!
Dude: AWW MAN
Mom: *pulls down pants and sticks butt in kids face*
Kid: DANG NABBIT

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December 2nd

The shittiest day of the year

Sissi: This day is so shitty
Natalie: Why?
Sissi: It's December 2nd

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December 2nd

Today is they day where every student doesnt show up to school to confuse students, spread the news !!

friend 1: yo tomorrow is December 2nd.
friend 2: looks like im not going to school today.

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December 25

If you are currently reading this... It's too late... Your'e gay now. Suck some dick to undo.

Guy #1: yo bro... its December 25, read this
Guy #2: *reads*

Guy #2 Shit... guess I boutta suck some dick

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december 3rd

december 3rd is no pee day. no one is allowed to pee on december 3rd.

Person 1: hey bro have you peed today?
Person 2: yeah why?
Person 1: omg its december 3rd it's no pee day dude youre gonna die

Lightning strikes person 2 and person 2 dies.

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December 3rd

December 3rd is about grab a girls ass and her tits in one day!

"Duude, today is December 3rd, have you made it yet?" "Naah, almost tho. Grabbed Daphne’s ass🤤"

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