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person 1: damn have you seen that fatass nipple?
person 2: oh you mean Ethan?
i am a strat women and i tink i got etjhan pregrernternt. pleas jelp, is ts possnibble? if yeds, vote thnumbs up , if no, HElppp!!! i twink he gave me syphillids.
ythanki you, have a grat gay
Ethan is the best guy you'll ever meet. He's nice and funny and thoughtful and he has great hair. He is a great friend and an overall amazing guy. You would be lucky to meet him.
Ethan is fuckin awesome bro
There are two types of Ethans
1: Cool older brother who's always playing video games He loves to listen to progressive rock and read Lord of the Rings. He could go on for hours about weird shit he found on the internet.
2: Violent homophobe who's probably in a group chat called "Hitler's Summer Camp
1: My brother Ethan is so cool!
2: Shut the fuck up Ethan!
Ethan is a MAN. He could kill you in an instant with his 69 inch kicks to the head. He is an overachiever and has A++++'s on his grades ALL OF THEM. Ethans usually have 5 cats and live in the prettiest places (it compliments his face). He also is a MASTER AT KOREAN MARTIAL ARTS LETS GOOOOOO!! Ethans are sweet but average height and he is jacked beyond belief. He may not show it but he likes anime specifically Death Note. He will come to your house pillage your pillows and steal your ice cream :) WE LOVE ETHANS!! By the way they have wholesome smiles and attitudes! Very skux indeed.
DARN YOU ETHAN STEALING MY PILLOWS AND ICE CREAM I WAS PLANNING ON BEING DEPRESSED AND EAT ICE CREAM TODAY!!
rando person: "I am chronically online and this definition came up about Ethan what the heck?"
Ethans smile is so wholesome
Ethan is skux indeed, indeed he is
A crazy kid that makes everyone mad, but is hard not to hang out with. he acts gay and is a fanboy. he likes anime and watches Sketchy things, likes dark humor and is very annoying sometimes, IQ could probably be compared to a carrot, is nice sometimes and likes pizza
His name is Ethan.