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It’s where you show your nutsack to your friends or whoever and call it “a duck egg”
Origin: Big Mouth
You: You wanna see my duck egg
Other person: sure!
You: shows nutsack
Other person: wow
when ur a weak a bitch a bitch
1: "look at my eggs"
2: "puisy"
It was a long week, so I parked up the V8 at the egg farm and fucked off home
When you hook up with a trap/shemale and suddenly find out too late
You can you enjoy the chocolate, but don’t forget the surprise on the inside
Person1: Did you hear John got a kinder egg in bed yesterday?
Person2: srsly? I couldn’t see it was a trap! I wouldn’t mind either!
When you make out with a trap/shemale and suddenly find out.
You can you enjoy the chocolate, but don’t forget the surprise on the inside!
Person1: Did you hear John had a kinder egg yesterday?
Person2: Dude, I couldn’t tell the different myself, I wouldn’t care either!
When seasonal changes to the weather occur and produce sub zero temperatures, men are susceptible to Scotch Egg Syndrome. A condition know only to affect males, when testicles are particularly cold, the scrotal sack reduces in size and the testicles amalgamate into one "ball", resembling a Scotch Egg. Hence, Scotch Egg Syndrom
Jim - "It is fucking freezing outside!"
Mike - "Tell me about it, mate. I've got Scotch Egg Syndrome."