"million dollar move with a food stamp finish

dropping your defender with a crossover, hesi, stepback, or any dribble move to only miss the shot, layup, or dunk.

So many kids nowadays spend too much time working on their handles, ignoring everything else offensively. Every day you see a "million dollar move with a food stamp finish."

food hogger

A person who hogs food by contaminating it.

"Dude, why did you sneeze on the nachos!" Food hogger"

breatharian food

Food that is served at yogi cafes for skinny new age white chicks who consider Lululemon an essential gateway on the road to, like, total enlightenment and stuff. Typically consists of a half a teaspoon of fruit smoothie balanced out with 2 seeds, 3 grains and a single flake of coconut, served with a shot of some overhyped and even more overpriced superfood that’s being over harvested to destroy an entire ecosystem.

Akasha: Hey wanna meet for brunch?
Shakti: OMG totally, I’m dying for some breatharian food. How about Alchemy?
Akasha: YASS! Bring yo jade egg, sistarrr!!

making love to your food

Refers to when someone will constantly moan with food in their mouth in ecstasy of the flavor

Person A: " Dude are you eating your food or making love to your food?"

Person B: "Not trying to it just tastes so freaking good I can't help myself"

indian street food

The most disgusting shit you can eat on the streets of India. It's filled with salmonella and fuck knows what.

Speaker 1: "Do you wanna get some indian street food?"
Speaker 2: "Are you fucking dumb bruv?"

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food from heaven

Pizza,Pancakes,Nachos,tacos,bacon,cake,chocolate, and the spicy meat.

taco bell, little caesars pizza, olive garden,arby's,and most of all my mom all serve food from heaven.

food dick

when the food makes you horny.

Damn my food dick is so hard right now, I can eat a horse.