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arse in his hand

To be in a bad mood, to be pissed off about something.

"He's back! - and this time he's got his arse in his hand" - advertising poster for Terminator 3.

by Gulpnu August 16, 2012

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caught red-handed

To be caught in the act of committing a crime, with the evidence there for all to see.

honey came in and she caught red-handed
creeping with the girl next door

by metheteen August 3, 2010

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Left-handed cannoli

A sexual act in which a male receives manual stimulation (i.e. handjob) in the inside seat of a booth in an Italian restaurant while the performer of the act continues to eat.

I went for the spaghetti, but I stayed for the left-handed cannoli.

by Charizard Queen August 20, 2014

18๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Right Handed Sinestro

When having sex with somebody from behind, the receiving partner reaches back with their right arm and forcibly attempts to jam their fist up the ass of the giving partner. Named after Thaal Sinestro, the arch nemesis of the Green Lantern, the name is a reference to the fact Sinestro wears his power ring on his left hand so his right hand is free to penetrate people anally, as most supervillains often do with their free hands.

guy 1: I was having sex with this girl last night and I stuck it in her ass without telling her first.

guy 2: hahahaa what did she do?

guy 1: she wasn't happy so she gave me a right handed sinestro to get even.

guy 2: Oh man that sucks!

guy 1: ...I kind of liked it (._.)

by balooboo April 17, 2011

25๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


got them hands

Someone with good fighting skills

Man! you see that figh? Tyese got them hands. he kicked that boys ass

by Lonnie White October 13, 2008

51๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


humpty dumpty hands

Being incredibly clumsy with your hands, capable of fucking shit up with the most simple tasks

Wow, never invite Jake to our parties again
Yeah man, that guy has humpty dumpty hands

Holy shit did Adam just knock over all the dishes? That crash was bigger than his humpty dumpty hands

by AttacksBlacks July 7, 2010

148๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


hand to man combat

to beat off, materbate or pull wang

dude 1: I think i am going to slam some ham.
dude 2: what?
dude 1: You know a little hand to man combat.

by Jaylo650 August 1, 2009