meat spoon

a spoon dull of a dull gray-ish meat-like substance. It can be found in the wilds of the cafeteria and is highly intelligent.

Diana grimaces as ahe sees her friend about to eat a meat spoon.

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meat clap

when two fat people hug, give each other a high beefy five, or try to squeeze together in a seat they know their fat asses cant fit in

"Hey Sam we won!"
"Yea man I know!"
"Let's meat clap!"
(High five) Gloush!

"I'm sorry there's only one seat left"
"Well I think we both can fit dont you Symone?"
"Well I guess Allison!"
"If we meat clap we might be able to fit"
(They squeeze together in the seat) CLOMP,PHEESH,GLOMP

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Camp Meat

1. Person you would only pickup at a camp or remote area due to the lack of options.

2. Under the limit or illegal fish or game that you would only catch or kill if you plan on consuming it at the camp.

Guy 1: What you think about the girl tending the bar at the marina?

Guy 2: Back home she wouldn't have a chance, but out here we'll call that camp meat.

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meat-rack

A meat-rack is an elevated bench against a wall in a gay bar that guys sit on to display their package.

Numbers is a gay bar in San Francisco that has a meat-rack I like to sit on to display my goods!

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meat head

A person with a fucking massive head. You usually need to slap it, this is called a meat head slap.

Yo look at that meat head. His head is massive!

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Meat Pocket

A small, yet incredibly tasty flaky crust of a pocket, filled with a meat like substance, can be pork, beef or spam.

A "massive meat pocket" is a pocket filled with meatl, inflated to an enormus stature.

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meat flaps

The luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.

1.My girl’s meat flaps can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!!

2.I love rolling my wife’s meat flaps around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!

3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their meat flaps stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa

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