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25 inch mega monster cock

The name should explain itself. Only godlike people shall hold such a cock in their grasps, it's always ready for use and can last for hours if used correctly.

1: Holy shit! Look, that person has a 25 inch mega monster cock!
2. Whoa, you're right! Look at the gurt of that thing!
3: Yeah that's right, worship it.

by Handle can't b blank November 5, 2019


The Floyd Monster

A paranormal creature that the convicted felon and cultural icon, George Floyd was reborn into. Though it’s purpose is unknown, it has been seen in the south sides of Chicago preying on little black boys and girls. Conspiracy theorists believe that he does this to take vengeance on his people for ruining his image after his death.

Watch out for the Floyd Monster.”

by chinknigster July 12, 2021


here thar be monsters

It means when you're with an unclean woman and u get crabs on you're genitals.

I got up after bad sex with a lady of the night, went into the bathroom, looked at my junk, and Here Thar Be Monsters!

by Shrouded In Red October 14, 2015


Slime monster

If you love to play with slime.

Go and: "I just got a new slime!"

Shit yourself: "Ugh, what a slime monster."

by ffdder22 September 17, 2023


monster erection

A huge boner.

Damn Nishan has a monster erection.

by TheChinita November 16, 2018


Nutting Monster

A monster that has only been rumored and spoken of in children bedtime story. After hearing this story children were often afraid to even check their closets or drawers as it had a habit of collecting two types of objects pink socks and nuts. If you find any nuts in a nest made of pink sock do not attempt to eat. If the Nutting Monster catches someone eating his nuts he will come and chomp off your nuts and add it to his personal collection.

Beaware of the Nutting Monster, he will take all of your nuts.

by Nutting Monster October 26, 2017


The Monster Truck

Often times known as "The Monster Truck". A vape or smoking device used by many.

"Big Kyle hand over the monster truck come on now"

by Big Boberino December 28, 2024