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Girllll, did you see how big his peni is?
YOU CLAPPING PENI CUNT
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The movie bargain bin at Walmart usually consisting of really bad b-movies. Called such because these movies are so bad they reek of dick. The movies themselves can be described as penis.
Man, See No Evil is so penis, it belongs in the penis bin.
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A rare condition where the penis tares open when the blood filled cavities in it rupture. Usually caused by having sex constantly over a very long time. Said to have happened to Chuck Negron of three dog night.
An exploding penis is rare.
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The art of filling your foreskin with as much crumbled up digestive/hobnob/rich tea biscuit as possible, then performing a rotationary motion allowing biscuit crumbs to fly every where.
Oh baby, release your penis biscuit all over my face.
Me and Sharon are trying to spice up our sex life so we decided to do a penis biscuit last night. Shit was wild, but my dick is really itchy.
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how gay men are supposed to have sex (It's not how it happens tho)
Gay guy: lets have penis sex!
Straight Guy: Hell no! I got me some pussy!
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(noun) a penis that slides back into itself so that it becomes smaller and smaller, which can be the result of--among other things--cold, fear, and ugly women.
"The cold pool caused his telescoping penis to all but disappear."
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When you get fluff and fabrics from your under wear on your penis and you celan it in the shower and a minute later its back! It wont go away!!!
Mark: Hey jane, i got some penis fluff.
(JK the poofter intervenes)
JK:Want me to suck it off for you????
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