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Verb: The act of taking a shit into someones pillow case
Noun: Referring to a pillow that has been filled with warm feces.
Jake was being a real bitch, so I gave him a Slumber Party Hot Pocket.
While shooting a game of pool, a person will drop their trousers, "prairie dog" a turd out of their anus, chalk said turd, make a shot in any hole on the table, then slowly suck the turd back into their sphincter, while never letting the excrement touch the pool table.
He totally used the Side Pocket Shit Stick to win that game!
Your girl when she sees Jared Padalecki.
Dude I got wetter than an otter's pocket when I saw Jared Padalecki shirtless.
these are the dudes who walk around under-dressed in cooler weather with their hands in their pockets in order to try and keep themselves warm. They tend to associate with another and don't appreciate how weak they look.
Sara was waiting at a red light on a cool evening, when 3 dudes walked in front of her in sandals, shorts, and tank tops each with their hands in their pockets. She yelled, "Get a fucking jacket on you pocket warming bitch boys!!!"
The Queen of England dusty pussy
The Queen of England has a "old english hot pocket"
A bagel that has been micro-waved for 30 seconds to soften that is then placed between two sofa cushions and then gets fucked by a guy (Add cream cheese for extra enjoyment!)
Since he was without girlfriend and money, Mark decided to get off with a Poor Man’s Pocket Pussy.
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Reverse Alabama hot pocket is where you shat in a girls pussy but her legs are up and you are sitting over top like a toilet
Hey did you and your girl Alabama hot pocket.
Nah we Did reverse Alabama hot pocket and it was just like a toilet
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