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A pseudo-trade that lies only a few steps above sorcery and alcoholism. Your typical air balancer has his head up his ass and takes his field way too seriously.
“This work order looks like creative writing. How do you even balance air? Let’s ask the air balance tech for a walk trough. Has anyone seen him?
When you rip a fart in a body of water and the bubbles roll up your back.
I just ripped an air log in my friends new hot tub.
Buying a meal or treats for a person in the hope of receiving sexual gratification. "Air-time" as in legs-in-the-air-time.
By paying for her lunch she thought he was generous but actually he was buying air-time.
The fuckers who invented unpoppable bubble wrap
“hey bro u know who invented the unpoppable bubble wrap”
“yeah it was those assholes at Sealed Air Corp”
“sons of bitches”
Oklahoma Air is absolutely horrible. Just like Demi Lovato's music.
Man you really smell like Oklahoma Air.
A creepy house that you hire that will watch you sleep like Edward Cullen. (With cameras 🥰).
Dude1: Yo! My Air-b-n-b watched me jerk off!
Dude 2: Why were you jerking off in an Air-b-n-b???
A house that you hire that will watch you sleep with cameras like Edward Cullen 🎀
Dude 1: Yo! My Air b n b watched me jerk off and the owner sent me the footage!
Dude 2: Why were you jerking off in an Air b n b?