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When you pull out and evenly distribute your load across the girl’s stomach, then jump on top of her and squirm around while yelling, “Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly!”
Me: Yo that chick I banged last night won’t text me back.
Bud: Wtf did you do?
Me: I don’t know, maybe she didn’t like the penis butter belly sandwich I made for her.
When two single people spend as much time together as a pair in a relationship but aren't sexually involved with each other. The term applies best to opposite sex pairs or same sex pairs where at least one is homosexual. Especially applies to situations where one party wants the pair to be sexually involved.
As in half of an open faced sandwich waiting exposed for the other to be on top of it and for their meats and other juicy bits to be smooshed together and mixed.
Friendzone
Why don't Brett and Meg fuck already? They're always together
Haha, I know. He wants it but she just wants to be friends. They're in an open-face sandwich relationship
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A very gross, loose and saggy vagina that resembles the thick shreds of meat in an Italian beef sandwich. Generally found on strippers and porn actresses.
"Ew, did you see that stripper's Italian beef sandwich vagina? I want my fuckin' money back."
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Getting a mayonnaise packet inserted in your ass while a female shoves a handful of generic mac and cheese up your ass as well.
This bitch gave me a Mazur Salad Sandwich deluxe behind the school
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Take two pices of bread and apply a generous ammount of peanut butter on one side to both pieces of bread, then pack it down the crack of your ass.
guy #1: "Dude, do you wanna try my Peanut Butter & Crack Sandwich?"
guy #2: "Fuck no, I ain't fallin for that shit again!"
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A chicken sandwich that is supposed to be just like the chick a’ fila chicken sandwich, but is a crappier version of it, the recipe is from the famous cook book, David and John’s famous cooking
“ Bro John did you see Sheehan eat that Prime Time Chicken Sandwich, he ate that in like one bite!”
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When you yourself are stuck between two people that want you (be it sexually, emotionally, for a relationship, or simply due to territorial instinct), and consequently hate each other.
Dude: "Oh, man... is that Karen??"
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."
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