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Straight Guy Seems Gay

A male who is straight but seems to be gay. He goes to salons, get petacures and manicures and is very fasionable.

by Anonymous August 2, 2003

29πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


International Super Straight Day

On March 9th every year it is international super straight day to celebrate men being attracted to woman that don’t have a penis.

Hey boys, are you excited for International Super Straight Day tomorrow?

by Sammohns8 March 9, 2021

16πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Straight Plan for the Gay Man

1.Revenge by public whiners on the gay people from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
2.A homophobe's version of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
3.Money induced T.V. drivel
4.When a bad idea from the start gets worse

Hey, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy sucks, because there's a new one now. Let's watch that instead.

by Blahmaster Whinehander March 25, 2004

24πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


strikeout straight outta Compton

Take the strikeout (bong hit, beer, shot, exhale) but add a line of coke, speed... etc. before the shot then exhale

"that strikeout straight outta compton got me next level fucked up!"

"Wanna a strikeout?..... how about compton style?"

by Captain gear grinder November 20, 2011

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Sideways for pleasure, straight for results

A way of easily finding your friend in a crowd by simply yelling to your hommie starting this phrase and having your bro complete the phrase. This can be used as a greeting, goodbye, or just a leisurely shout out when in a crowd.

Hey Jake!
Hey Alfonso, remember man, sideways for pleasure, straight for results! See ya later.

by The Big Thicc August 11, 2019

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


queer eye for the straight guy

it takes a queer to make a queer

queer eye for the straight guy has under the belt practice identifying the vulnerable targets.

Little boys don't molest themselves into being queer

praise UD reruns
xmpp:urbanrestorer@Jappix.com/FuckuFunny

by UD reruns June 25, 2013

15πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Straight pride month

This is a event that does not exist, straight people can’t understand that they don’t need a month because they will never be oppressed. August is august and it will never be your stupid little month!!!

β€œStraight Pride month isn’t a thing bro”
Sad the straight person with more than half a brain

by Laurie_myers July 21, 2022

3πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž