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Puppy Hoe

Someone who loses all composure and dignity when in the presence of a cute puppy or dog, and goes to great lengths to touch it, pet it, hold it, and have the animal's attention. When sighting a puppy these people tend to squeal and say "Oh my God!" and talk in high frequencies using childish language as if they were talking to a baby.

We have to walk back to the car to get ready for tonight, but let's avoid the dog park because Sam is a huge puppy hoe and we'll never get past it.

by LeeHB June 5, 2017


tv hoe

one who watches his/ her team only on tv and never at the game. and when thing get bad they can just turn the tv off.

Dang kevin just lives 5 min from the oakland staduim. and never goes to the Raiders games, dam tv hoe. They suck any ways no wonder they always blacked out

by 49er for life July 28, 2010


i was a hoe

Its a song that is about a hoe

I was a hoe and i admitted it..
I can't take it back cause I liked that dick.

by UurbanDickionary March 2, 2018


Pickidy Hoes

A small intimate group of mentally unstable friends that occasionally get lunch together.

Wow, that looks like they’re pickidy hoes.

by Pickidyhoe January 11, 2023


$40 hoes

Hoes that charge $40!

These $40 Hoes messed the game up!!!

by PuddinTang40 June 19, 2022


Hoe (2022)

Someone who snaps a lot of people on Snapchat.

Hoe (2022) : Tell your hoe to quit snapping me

by Bot.91 March 25, 2022


Tac-Hoe

It's basically a taco, with a shell that's too fucked up to hold in its innards, so it just lays on its back like a regular ol' hoe. You put regular taco stuff on it, and then eat it with a fork like some sort of baboon that never learned to eat a taco with your hands.

It's basically, a taco ... but, it's a hoe ... also called a tostada.

We could have had tacos but, my wife fucked it up and bought Tac-Hoe shells. The lifeless pile of shit just laid there while I pierced at it with a fork

by Quaker style meeting July 27, 2018