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The result of a battle royal between 3 friends to come up with the best names to call eachother.
Friend 1: Cunt Bubble!
Friend 2: Cum Blaster!
Friend 3: CREAM EATING QUEEF SNIFFER!
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When someone shits in your mouth and then you spit it on the shitter's chest.
This girl was in to some really kinky shit, she wanted a Broken McDonald's Ice Cream Machine.
Did you do it?
Of course.
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Tied up, gagged, blind folded, nipples tweaked, forced to orgasm until squirting, and then double penetrated fucked to orgasm again
While I was sleeping, my husband pleasantly woke me with a Double Caramel Banana Split with extra cream.
When you tit fuck a girl, cum on her tits, then drag your dingle berry covered hairy ass across her tits then she tosses your salad.
Hey bro! Last night I have this chick a Kentucky Coco Berry Cream Pie Delight!
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The act of one or more men having sex with a lady, during that time of the month, while ejaculating multiple times, thus making "red cream soda"
did you hear about Gene, Eric and 6, they "whipped up a batch of red cream soda" with that girl.
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When a girl or boy gets fucked by a Persian guy and he pulls out with shit on his dick. And another girl/boy licks the shit off Persian guys dick.
Gentile: I had an amazing double dutch chocolate ice cream last night with 2 hot Persian boys!
Joey: You have some serious fucking issues man.
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An obese white female in between two obese black males, who are each inserting there penises into either the poop chute or the vagina of the female. She has menstral blood on her head, which they are trying to eat. What a treat!
I want an ice cream sandwich with a strawberry treat on top.
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