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Someone that is so stupid that theybtake a shit outside, and then step in it.
What kind of a suck duck moron climb a tree to get away from a cat?
A person who takes the shit outside, and then steps in it
What kind of a suck duck moron needs directions on the back of a wet nap?
A duck nugget (although seems to be made out of duck) is a large chicken-nugget-like chunk of food. Which food? Why, moosen of course!!!(see moosen) The reason the creator of this Antarctican delicacy named it this, nobody knows (or, really) wants to.
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Wow, this duck nugget is dummy thick! How can I mow the lawn with it?
Rubber ducks that JEEP cult members keep in their rectums until they see another JEEP in a parking lot, at which time they remove the rubber duck from their rectum and place it somewhere on the newfound JEEP as a gift. If the JEEP belongs to a fellow cult member, they will display their ass-scented gift on their dashboard until the scent wears off at which time they put the duck into their rectum and repeat the process.
There is about 2 dozen JEEP Ducks on the dashboard of that Wrangler, I bet the aroma is impressive even when the doors and roof are removed
A person who enjoys smacking ducks on the nose.
Hey did you hear about Jeb Bush's new scandal, apparently he's a huge duck catcher.
Platypus babies, also known as puggles, drink milk but since the mother has no nipples the milk is sweat out so the puggle will suckle on the fur like a little vampire beaver duck.
Florida man term for jizz
Man, she let me duck slough on her face.
I just duck sloughed in my pants.