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getting your ass licked then shitting in a persons mouth. when they say something about shitting in their mouth , you just grab their ears and place their face backin your ass and say thats just some jimmy crack corn"
that chick from walmart was going to town on me and boy jimmy crack corn and i dont care.
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The Ten Crack Commandments Translated in to the Queens English:
Rule name one: Always let somebody know how much money you have, because money makes people jealous especially if that man is not ok, he will mug you.
Number two: Never let them know where you’re going. Criminals are apt to be silent or violent.
Take it from her majesty Queen Elizabeth II (oh yeah)
I have squeezed crazy paper clips at some felines for building materials and potato snacks.
Number three: Always trust somebody.
Your mother will set up the donkey, that’ll be really funny.
Youths have a tendency to hide their faces, shit, to make some money quickly.
Your mother will be doing some gardening to give the donkey some good lighting.
Number four: You have heard this before. Do not take the drugs you are planning on selling
Number five: Always sell drugs in your bed.
If someone desires an ounce, request them to impersonate a space hopper
Number six: That almighty damned loan, don’t allow it to happen. Do you believe a drug addict will meet his monthly repayments? Shit, I don’t think he will.
Seven: This rule is normally given a bad score. Keep your family and your business completely separate.
Money and blood do not go together, much like a pair of penises without a vagina. You could find yourself enjoying anal sex with another man.
Number eight: Maintain a trim figure
Felines that use your weaponry can also work 9-5
Number nine should have been the first one in my opinion.
If you are not getting any carriage reciprocals I would advise staying at distance from the law enforcement officers.
If African Americans believe you are an informer they will not believe your denial, seated in the kitchen waiting to kill you
Number ten: A strong word named delivery.
Only for men who are not dead, not for those who have just started college.
If you haven’t got any customers then say no thank you
Because they are going to want their money whatever the weather conditions.
The orignal lyrics are below.
The Ten Crack Commandments are:
Rule nombre uno: never let no one know
how much, dough you hold, cause you know
The cheddar breed jealousy 'specially
if that man fucked up, get your ass stuck up
Number two: never let em know your next move
Don't you know Bad Boys move in silence or violence
Take it from your highness (uh-huh)
I done squeezed mad clips at these cats for they bricks and chips
Number three: never trust no-bo-dy
Your moms'll set that ass up, properly gassed up
Hoodie to mask up, shit, for that fast buck
she be layin in the bushes to light that ass up
Number four: know you heard this before
Never get high, on your own supply
Number five: never sell no crack where you rest at
I don't care if they want a ounce, tell em bounce
Number six: that god damn credit, dead it
You think a crackhead payin you back, shit forget it
Seven: this rule is so underrated
Keep your family and business completely seperated
Money and blood don't mix like two dicks and no bitch
Find yourself in serious shit
Number eight: never keep no weight on you
Them cats that squeeze your guns can hold jobs too
Number nine shoulda been number one to me
If you ain't gettin bags stay the fuck from police (uh-huh)
If niggaz think you snitchin ain't tryin listen
They be sittin in your kitchen, waitin to start hittin
Number ten: a strong word called consignment
Strictly for live men, not for freshmen
If you ain't got the clientele say hell no
Cause they gon want they money rain sleet hail snow
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a figurative drug (in the same way as imbecilium) that makes the user act like an asshole or even a douchebag.
Whatever you're on to cause you to make these "jokes" and act like a douchebag when you're usually fun to be around must be some pretty powerful variant of imbecilium or ass-crack cocaine
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When you spread peanut butter on your taint and let your dogs have their way.
I made a peanut butter crack last night and my dogs licked me to orgasm.
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Liquid happy crack is a homemade beverage that whose exact ingredients are as varied as the ingredients for a good BBQ sauce. but the basic formula is this.
1. you start with a soda pop suicide. i generally mix things like coke, sprite, dr.pepper, grape soda, strawberry soda, fruit punch, and if im feeling particularly coy a red bull or two. 2. mix in large bottle. empty 2 Liter pop bottle, so you can shake it up real good.
3. add candy! fun dip power, pixie stix powder, sweet tarts, skittles, spree.
4. shake well, and leave in fridge overnight, or until the more solid candy has mostly dissolved.
5. enjoy the most epic sugar high you have ever experienced!!!!!!
person 1: "dude what's wrong with you?"
person 2: "i got seriously messed up on liquid happy crack last night."
person 1: "epic"
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It either means two things the first sight of day or dawn
Or it could just means someone name dawn most likely a girl bends over
"I see the crack of dawn "
"Oh my dawn just bent over
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to partake in the eating of a meal, but do not wish to cook
crack on wiv a snak on clart??
U knows it!!
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