Dad

The male parent, specifically the one that leaves his child for a gallon of milk, only to disappear for multiple years until you somehow win the lottery.

Please come home, dad.

dad?

this phenomnem only happens once the person stops being a gay haram no halal

person1: dad?
dad: yes son no gay

Dad

A "Dad" is a modern-age replacement term for "Bro" spawning from online/gaming culture.

Can be used to be funny or just generally confuse someone.
Absolutely hilarious when used on someone who is not privy to the term.
Utterly confuses them.

Not to be confused with the common term for one's biological sperm-donor. (aka father or "dad")

"Yo what's up, dad?"
"Hey dad, you gonna eat this last hotdog?"
"That's my dad right there!"
"What are you doing step-dad?!"

Dad

He hasn't come back yet

My dad left to get milk

Dad

What...
Whats a DAD

"Mom? Whats a Dad."

Dad

Whats a dad?

Mom do I have a Dad?
Also where is the milk?

Dad

The dude you fuck restlessly behind someone's back, not a daddy cuz daddy's have money

"I'm going to see my dad again"