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When a girl talks to a guy all night, bitches about her problems and makes it seem like she's interested in him, only to waste his time and fail to give him any ass.
Dude, last night Melissa totally man raped me.. I spent TWO HOURS listening to her and giving her attention and i didnt even get her number...
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(pej.) Large group of Arab/North African men, responsible for most rapes in the UK, always hang around in packs and stare like they've never seen a woman in their lives.
Harry: Where are all the women Gerry?
Gerry: They've all gone into hiding since that rape wave came to town.
Harry: Not another...
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The act of violating an orifice with a plunger. Now, we've got two objects involved here, the plunger, and the orifice.
The plunger can be any plunger that is handy. If you are perpitrating a plunger rape, you may not have time to visit the hardware store and pick out something fancy to set the mood. But if you have time, go and check out the plunger aisle. You'll be surprised at the variety of plungers available, colors, styles, sizes (size according to your intended victim).
Now, the orifice: The plunger destination has a lot to do with your mood at the time. If you're in an angry, vile mood, you're going to want to stuff this baddy one of the more uncomfortable holes. Generally, stuff shoved into the hiney is not well received, or so I've read on the internet. If it's a loving, tender plunger rape, like to celebrate an anniversary, you might want to try a location a little more lubricated. I can't hold your hand here people, let your imagination run free.
Things can get nastier from there... there is the NYPD Plunger Rape Special (or NYPDPRS, for short) where the handle of the plunger is broken, and, well, you can imagine the following steps. You may want to break out a drop cloth if you're planning on trying a NYPDPRS at home, or attempt in an abandoned building or the like.
If Jim ever calls me to set up a Browser Based Reporting install again, I am going to deliver a biblical plunger rape on him that his ass won't soon forget.
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The act of beating your friend in a competitive event so badly, that you metaphorically turn him into a woman and fist him in the ass...metaphorically.
dude, I just cunt raped you in that basketball game!!
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1. The act of being raped in the ass by a turban
2. A gaming term in games when you can be a terrorist that involves lying down and repeatedly crawling into the other's anal cavity
3. To get owned
4. A central belief in tan
5. What terrorists do to their donkeys
1. Bend over so I can turban rape you!
2. I just died, wait that guy is turban raping me!
3. Shit! You just got turban raped!
4. When I practice tanism, I try to get the most out of my turban rape.
5. Osama: Donkey, bend over so I can shove this turban up your hairy ass!
Donkey: Shit....not again!
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walking up to someone and rubbing ur elbow on them while screaming "elbow rape"
i elbow raped that guy from my second period
y?
b/e i can, and he liked it
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when someone will not stop asking questions....... One after another......all the time
I started seeing a girl, but had to drop her because every talk felt like a mental rape.....
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