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When a female surgically augments her breasts; improving size and mate-ability. Much like P.E.D.'s (Performance Enhancing Drugs), which have the ability to raise a mediocre minor league baseball player's batting average to that of Barry Bonds (P.E.D. poster child), P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties) do the same thing for chicks. You can hear the slow clap in the background --> turning "soft 7's" into "hard 8's".
Hey did you see Jennifer yesterday?
Yeah, from 2 Advil on an ironing board to a dead heat in a zeppelin race.
I'm suspicious of P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties).
Suspicious, but thankful.
brown-skinned, ghetto-living, chicken-eating, watermelon-loving (watermelon aka "Nigger Apple"), female with large, saucer-nipple breasts, vis-a-vie Kottonmouth Kings
Dropping my new biznatch's halter in the back of my brugandy six-four, I saw she had some fine-ass, big ol' brown ass titties!
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When someone has more important things to do or someone they are more interested in.
Screw you guys, ive got bigger titties to lick right now!
Shes nice, but ive got bigger titties to lick. Like that chick over there...
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Juicy fat niggas titties with guacamole
shoot some horny guacamole nigga titty juice please.
The act of a man, sticking his penis between a females breasts, with his penis poiting towards the females lower body, while the man also receives a butthole lick job from the lucky lady.
Yo, me and your Mom did the Reverse Titty Fuck Butthole Lick last nite. And damn, is she good!
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Not a real thing. Something that you make Amanda’s believe is a cool/modern phrase or slang for something that slaps. Or is fire. It is banging.
But I’m reality, not actually used by any person... EVER!
Hey bruh bruh. Did you hear that I convinced another Amanda that “slap the shit out of my titties” is something that young people use as slang for fire! How gullible!!!!
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This occurs when sadly yet inevitably time and gravity take their toll on a woman’s breasts and they start to progressively hang lower and lower. The man still wants to get hot for her but this too becomes increasingly difficult so he fantasises in his mind back to when they were firm and young. Carried away by fond memories he reaches over to cop a feel and he accidentally puts his hand above where her tits actually are now and instead he winds up trying to squeeze the area where her tits used to be.
I had another Grav-i-titty Faux Pas two weeks ago and my wife still isn't speaking to me!
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