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The lesbian was caught in a booby trap, an intellectual asexual never would've fallen for it.
When two dudes stick their flaccid penises in to either end of a toilet paper roll and move it back and forth until they are both erect and cannot remove their penises.
Ashley walked in and caught her boyfriend in a San Francisco Finger Trap! WHAAAT With WHOOO....
When someone chomps down on a dick when giving a blowjob.
Me: “I need surgery. My girl gave me a crocodile trap this morning.”
Farting as you get up off of a foam cushion on a couch or chair, leaving the fart embedded in the cushion, setting up the next person who sits down on the cushion to take the blame for it.
As Carl was called back to the doctor's examination room, he left a pootie trap behind in the waiting room chair for the next unfortunate person to spring.
A move in the game of checkers whereby a player uses 4-5 of his/her pieces to surround and flank the oppositions pieces, which causes defeat 99.9% of the time...except in certain breakrooms
"You see that....yeah thats the tuscaloosa trap"
A move in the game of checkers whereby the most superior player will use 4-5 of his or her pieces to surround and trap the opponets checkers...cause an obvious victory except in the breakroom at Super Target
"When i use this Tuscaloosa Trap and I win..you will have to get Tuscaloosa Trap tattooed on your body."
A large penis belonging to a douche bag that catches chics left and right when swung
He just swings his penis and chics are caught in his penus fly trap!