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Jake

There's usually three types of them. The first type is not that bright, and tend to hiss a lot (please don't hunt me down for saying this but it's true). The second type a little bit funny, but usually just guy jokes, girls will probably just stare at him weirdly for cracking that type of joke. Not that smart, but not to stupid. The third type, is a complete moron. They always try to act cool, but they never are. If you know a Jake, their not good luck. And please run away, just for the sake of your sanity and all.

Girl #1: Look, there's jake!
Girl #2: Which one?

by the_true_name_definer ;) December 20, 2018


Jake

Cake

Cake Jake!

by Ollie0312 January 24, 2022


Jake

A very interesting person. They usually find themselves with their friends and making the dirtiest jokes or dad jokes nobody gets. Other than that, they can be a tad bit rebellious and get in trouble a lot. But, they're just the most sweetest, caring person anyone could ever meet. When they're alone with someone, they will make you smile and have a long laugh. They appreciate their friends and family, and will always put others first. They especially love hanging out with the other gender or race, no matter what, they will always support a person for their decisions. They're extremely understanding, and are always there for a person no matter what!

Jake, you loser!

by veenus February 1, 2021


Jake

A guy with 9 incher

Daiam hes a jake if ive ever seen

by homojox October 1, 2020


Jake

A sexy motherfucker

Jake is on sexy motherfucker

by Ekajlol November 22, 2021


Jake

A man or woman who acts like a cock sucking piece of shit that can only get fucked by using dirty macking tactics.

Damn Larry is such a Jake, he told my girl sum bullshit about the party last weekend.

by North sider tumtum February 8, 2022


Jake

A complete idiot. Pulls so many shit pranks and always gets in trouble 😂

Omg he is such a jake ugh 😑

by Handyman my 1234567890 November 21, 2017