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The fart-like noise that your nose makes whenever your adenoids are swollen. The sound is a combination of a pig snort, a fart, and the sound of crackling phosphorus, hence the name "phosphorus fart".
I just got over this cold but I was still phosphorus farting.
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Release of flatulence that sounds akin to a Harley Davidson motorcycle engine revving.
Lisa's Harley fart, was unfortunate near the end of her otherwise successful job interview.
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When having sex in the missionary position for an extended period of time and your sweaty bodies rubbing together makes a farting noise.
We were going at it so long. I think we missionary farted more times than she orgasmed.
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A sack fart is when someone farts on your ballsack to create a pleasant warm sensation. The giver of the fart may be male or female, and this process is not neccesarily sexual.
Please note, a sack fart is only present when you can smell the fart with your nose pressed to the ballsack. When the smell expires, the ballsack loses its' title of the sack that doth hold the fart.
*Person 1 farts on the Person 2's sack*
Person 2 : Oh, that's so warm and nice, you're an expert sack-farter.
Person 1 : Why thank-you, I am quite experienced. Enjoy your sack fart while you can, because it will be gone soon!
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A farting sound produced by clasping both hands together so that air is trapped between the palms, then squeezing so that the air must escape by vibrating the skin of the palms. This can also be produced by pulling air back into one's hands after the air has been squeezed out. Some people are so 'talented' at this that they can play rather complex music with it. One who is skilled at producing hand farts is called a 'manualist'.
Whoa! That guy just played the Star Wars imperial march with hand farts!
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The combination of running water and flatulence in the shower creates rank ass farts that make it difficult to breathe.
Shower Farts are a violation of the Geneva Convention.
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A really old person who has no idea what a phone is and constantly tells you about 'back in their day' which was WAY back before even your grandparents were born.they can often be rude and people use 'old fart' as an insult to a non modern,or lame person.
Bob: let me tell you about how it was back in my day,when we didn't have phones or medicine or anything
Becky:No you old fart I don't wanna hear it
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