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When the first women shows a man any attention, they fall head over heels in love.
"I heard John is being creepy over Samantha, he wont leave her alone since she complemented his shirt earlier!"
"For god sake, he's doing a josh"
Josh da don is an amazing, awesome, fantastic guy. He is one of the greatest guys you will ever find. He is timid at first, but he is talkative, funny, and kind once you get to know him. Josh da don is loyal, sweet, always knows what to say, he can make you smile no matter what, he is the most amazing person, but he will deny it if you say it. He says he has an anger problem, but he certainly doesn't show it. Josh da don is not sherm and needs a dominican shawty anything else K
i’m so lucky i met, josh da don
When a person is indecisive about doing anything. They change their mind constantly about everything, yet each time think they know exactly what they want. An even worse case is when they spend money on an object they want, no longer like it, sell the object, then realize they liked it after all and purchase it again.
Jamie: "I think I'm gonna sell my headphones I just got and buy another pair. This pair is definitely the best kind and what I want."
Jason: "Looks like you're pullin a Josh."
Jamie: "NO! These are definitely what I want now."
A statement, most likely made by an individual named Josh, that is so baffling and generally unaccepted to the point where arguing it confuses both arguers of the debate.
Josh: *Says a typical take that makes no sense*
Sevy: "Yeah, that's definitely a Josh Take"
Josh Ollerenshaw’s are absolute faggots and should kill them selves and no one likes them
Hey josh ollerenshaw fuck you kill yourself
A moment that can be compared with the dumbest things someone can do at any given time.
“My mile time is 9 minuets and 95 seconds.”
(Josh moment)
A guy who really has the whole dating game figured out, and scored a really awesome girlfriend. Survives on good liquor, wildly ambitious music claims, and allergy meds. Pro tips: charm him with adorable, superfun red heads, mismatched pillow cases and movie recommendations from the internet, get rid of him with badly lit bars, trips to the grocery store and plans in Manhattan. But don’t let him get too far away, he makes a good cup of coffee, is amazingly comfortable 100% of the time, and rocks the hell out of very little clothing. He most likely knows how great he is, but should hear it more often.
“Who should take his girlfriend out for ice cream soon?”
“Josh****.