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Communal Showers

Communal showers are a single group of showers put together in one room or area. They are typically used in locker rooms, schools, prisons, swimming pools and barracks. Different variations exist, but a typical setup involves a row of showers heads along a wall. Communal showers are designed to accommodate multiple people showering at the same time, so efficiency and utility are the main focus, and modesty is not a consideration. They are designed with few to no privacy accommodations, typically featuring partitions at the most, but otherwise they are open and are meant to have multiple people showering in the nude. They are most commonly only in facilities where there’s no mixing of the sexes, but it’s not unheard of for them to be used by both sexes simultaneously. Historically they are more common and prevalent as a norm in facilities used by men, and less common in facilities used by women.

After hockey practice, the team stripped out of their sweaty gear and got into the communal showers to wash off the sweat and grime, nude as hell.

by Baresarkr March 10, 2024


false shower piss

The false shower piss is when one is standing in a shower under the water and the water goes down ones body and falls of the shlong (penis) and creates the sound of as if one is pissing hence the name false shower piss

Person 1: *through the door* are you pissing in the shower?

Person 2: *in the shower* no its the false shower piss

Person 1: oh i hate that

by Westwoodcolge January 15, 2022


shower tan

A deceiving tan that makes you look 10000 times tanner than you actually are. disappointing.

"Why does my shower tan make me look so much tanner?¿?"

by Ayeee23 June 7, 2019


Shower test

The shower test is a simple body fat/ body composition test for men, you can perform when you take a shower
Step 1. Stand up straight

Step 2. Look down

Step 3. If you're able to see your jewels/pubic hair then you pass. If can't see your jewels/pubic hair then you fail

The female version is slightly different, but you get the idea

Wow i didn't realize how fat i was, i failed the shower test this morning

If you failed the shower test, we need to lose some weight

by dudeinfarmville October 2, 2018


eBay shower

The type of shower you take when your going to meet a hook up where you are washing, shaving and exfoliating parts of your body you didn’t even know existed.

Just took an ebay shower to meet up with that guy from the mall earlier.

by StephieJayyy September 2, 2019


the velvet shower

the act of getting high off any drug to the point of you just coughing your lungs up and then taking a warm golden shower

tyler did the velvet shower with juilanna and he was so high that he didnt know that it was pee that he was showering with,

by The king Friday November 8, 2015


2 Showers a day depressed

A Depression much different then your average I haven’t showered in two weeks depression. People may take these showers to be alone or to cry, or just to sit in the hot water for an hour and overthink everything questioning their existence. Showers are usually taken 2-3 times a day.

Bob: I haven’t showered in 3 weeks I- I smell like shit
Tiffany: lmao I showered 3 hours ago and I plan to do it again.

Bob: and that’s on 2 showers a day depressed

by Disposeahoe.com September 23, 2020