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Toe Joe

The act of kicking the ever living shit out of a ball, instead of playing with finesse.

Kicking something as hard as you can with the toe of your shoe.

Often confused with Japanese Hideki Tojo, but just like Dave Assman, he was neither created the Ass nor the man.

I thought you were playing soccer.
We were before Greg gave the call a toe joe into next year.

by keeper of the real May 26, 2020


toe fungus feb

fave month

your feet a lush is it toe fungus feb

by 1083’n73!; April 7, 2021


Croc Toe

The biggest degenerate of all time. A croc toe is someone who mainly only ever wears Crocs. In rain, sun, and snow, these people will never understand that crocs aren't a fashion sense, more of an actual tactical usage of utility.

Ashton: Umm, Jen..
Jen: *Chewing gum obnoxiously* What do you want, Ashton?
Ashton: You do realize that it's the middle of winter, right?
Jen: Yeah, and?
Ashton: Why do you have crocs on?
Jen: Because it's trending right now. Everyone has them.
Ashton: I mean, it makes no sense, especially in this time of the season.
Jen: Listen here, Ashton, I have every right to wear whatever the fuck I want to wear.
Ashton: *With a smugged face* Okay, fair. You obviously have croc toe syndrome.

by Pussdrop October 22, 2019


Toe curl

When u curl your feet when they are cold

It was super chilly last night bro, the wind gave me the biggest toe curl

by Op10 January 17, 2024


suck on my toes

when you want a sucking on your toes

girl: hey babe suck on my toes

guy: okay lemme go down

by Hahjakwn April 8, 2018


Foe Toe

A Foe Toe is an odd toe resting with normal toes. Foe Toes can make people feel insecure about their feet.

A: One of my toes is huge compared to my foot.
B: Oh, you have a Foe Toe?
C: What is a Foe Toe.

by chickybone October 26, 2022


bean toes

A pointy penis

Hey boy, I'm ready for your bean toes!

by Moistnugget6969 December 29, 2017