gentleman car

A car where the driver has to open the other door because it wont open for the inside because its broken.

my dads has a car is a two door and only the drivers side door works. We were at the mall and he said this is a gentleman car Ill get that door.

car brother

1. Someone related to you that you carpool with.
2. The car owned by a related brother.

3. Someone related to you that owns the same car such as a brother or brother-in-law.
4. Another way to say carburetor.

My car brother drives me to first week and then I drive him the next week.

My car brother has a nice car.

Hey!! We're car brothers!

I need to replace the spark plug on my car brother.

Car Missile

The act of throwing drinks or food at people or other cars from your own car. This could be cans left in the car, old drinks, fast food etc. If a driver or person is giving you a bad time throw a Car Missile at them and speed off.

"I got a kid in my fucking car and you're driving like an asshole, you want to video tape me. FUCK YOU!"
"Is that all?"
*Proceeds to use an old Wendy's chocolate frosty as a Car Missile*

guy in a car

good
ol’ friendly danish discord man. he will be very accepting and nice towards you. he will either hate ur music or love it, no inbetween. sometimes horny.

guy in a car can step on me any day

Nodder car

A souped up sports car bearing at least two or more of the following: rims, multiple tail pipes, a spoiler, a hood scoop, and the like. These are the cars often seen at night drag racing down strips and appear in movies such as Fast & Furious and Turbo.

"Wow, mom, did you see that red nodder car?"
"The one that raced by me just now? Yes, son, I saw it."

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ban cars

An very edgy slogan that environmentalists without any realistic solutions to offer (like hmm, more affordable electric cars?), and angry bicyclists who refuse to upgrade to a more modern (and adult) form of transportation, actually propose in earnest as a thing that society should or could do, as if it would not immediately make modern existence completely impossible, which they might realize if they even took 5 seconds to consider the ramifications of their asinine proposal.

"Cars pollute and drivers are big meanies to me on my bicycle, ban cars! It's not like this would make grocery shopping extremely difficult for most people, prevent anyone from ever traveling more than 50 miles away from their home, and also, I would have no goods or food at all, since literally everything I own was delivered by a truck! This is totally a reasonable solution, and not an adolescent overreaction at all! I'm so superior to you all for not owning a car, oh shit, I need a ride somewhere, better call up my friend who has a car/take an Uber!"

I'm A Car

ur horny but its just an easy way to say it

Ethan: fuck dude I'm a car shes too hot