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April 15th
Sung to the tune of "Close to You"
by The Carpenters.
"On the day that I was born, the angels got together and decided to create a Bitch come true!
So they sprinkled moon dust in my hair and golden starlight in my eyes of brownnnnnn.
That is why all the boys in town.. follow Liz (that's me!).. all arounnnnd.... Just like Steve.. they long to beeee close to meeeeeee!
Not only is April 15th Tax Day, but it's also the day the Titanic sank... 😢 Now on a good note, April 15th is also the day that I was born!!! 💕
Making up festivities stopped being funny after the third time day
April 15th
National post only your main hoe day
Forget about the side hoes its april 15th
National send titty pictures to your friends day
Person one: hey guess what?
Person two: what?
Person one: it’s April 15th send me them pictures
Person 2: oh god fine
April 15th is national clap josh's cheeks day
I'ma come clap them cheeks josh it's April 15th
The day where you get absolutely shitfaced till you can walk or talk and go till you black out
Seth ling gets absolutely shit faced every April 15th till he blacks out
International fuck day, have fun
"U wanna fuck because its April 15th"