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When a pompous individual seemingly tries to be smart in their choice of language while being condescending to the person at the same time; a double-insult.
He’s always translating neutral statements into asshole-English just to be an asshole to her. What an asshole.
He is most likely the biggest asshole you know and os the capian of all assholes, hence the name but who knows maybe he has a soft side and is just using tough love.
Person 1: Hey look it's captian asshole. Person 2: who, Andrew? Person 1: yep that's captian asshole
When an internet troll questions your taste in media by using their own false claims of knowing how real plays work, they often claim that school plays don't qualify as actual experience and think that all drama classes are about learning about the likes of William Shakespeare, they also think that they know better than you in terms of pop culture references.
Wow...talk about a major case of Uncultured Asshole Disorder
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to annoy the hell out if someone who is a lot stronger than you.
that drunk guy was totally touching the dragons asshole when he kept asking you questions about your ex, i'm surprised you didn't beat him up tbh.
Man 1: "woah u should get the fucking mug you asshole I will put you to sleep permanently if you don't get the mug you bitch get the mug"
Someone takes something from you, you take something from someone else, and you reap it when the next guy you fucked over when he gets over when he returns the favor, since kindness is considered too easy by some.
Life is full of options, sometimes the asshole it forward option is the best option.